Taking the piss

According to reports in the media, there was damage caused to the toilets in Belfast City Hall during a recent $inn £ein seasonal knees up. An punch up ended up in the toilets where a urinal and metal piping were ripped off a wall.

The DUP has demanded “a full and frank public explanation” pity they didn't call for the same when Loyalists attacked City Hall after a democratic decision about the 'fleg' last year.

The damaged facility

Rumour haass it that the removed urinal haass been gift wrapped for a visiting American diplomat as a going away present.

$inn £ein has refused to comment officially, however sources within the party have suggested that Gerry Adams Teddy Bear was to blame. 

'Of course no sanction will be taken against the bear' bemoaned on red eyed, fat lipped $hinner, 'after all it is one of Gerry's special friends, and if he did f**k all about his brother raping a child, he's not going to do anything about a urinal. Now if the bear had questioned the leadership he would've been kicked out and called a tout or alcoholic' continued our source.