He Haassn't a fuckin clue!

So Richard Haass has asked the five main Stormont parties for their views on a potential new NI fleg. If ever there was a reason for this fella to go home this is it, he Haass truly no understanding of Northern Iron. I wonder how he would react if someone was to suggest replacing the stars and stripes?

Our man on the inside managed to get a sneak peek at some of the documents that Dicky boy is using for his terms of reference,  we were quite shocked and we fear that these weighty tomes may be too, well, ah weighty for the numbskulls in the higher echelons of Stormont.

Dicky's reference books.

But in the festive spirit of goodwill we will be producing our own fleg submission for Ol Dick, we'll keep you updated and will publish our submission here soon.

Now where the fuck did I put me crayons?