A tale of two Nelsons

There have been two Nelson's in the news this week, Mandela & McCausland. Mandela helped free his country McCausland was caught by the short n curlies, so let's look at the latter.

A flying pig?

Just as Gerry was never in the Provos, Martin left in 1974, Nelson McCausland didn't lie about meeting Turkingtons and the money was only resting in father Ted Crilly's account and if you believe that bullshit you will believe absolutely anything.

Dear Nelson, we didn't believe you then, we don't believe you now!

What's this halfwit wittering about now you may ask? A senior civil servant had previously revealed that he was told to change a letter to a Northern Ireland Assembly committee by a minister's private office, Nelson McCausland's private office.

Nelson McCausland's private office then asked for a reference to a firm called Turkington's to be changed to the Glass and Glazing Federation and another company called Fusion 21. It just so happens that Turkingtons is a DUP contributor. Now why would Nelson want to remove the reference to them?

Cast your mind back to the Red Sky fiasco... "I can assure you categorically that I have never sought to influence any contracts, neither this nor indeed any other contract.” said Mr McCausland

Today Mr McCausland apologised for 'inadvertently' misinforming a Stormont committee and apologised to Stormont committee members for "inadvertently misinforming" them.

Aye you looked wile sorry on the news!