I have to say I am impressed, there is a candidate in the forthcoming local Government Elections who has shown not only a level of forward thinking, but an environmental awareness.Well done Councillor Brian Tierney of the SDLP. I got a preview of Brian's election literature today. Brian has secured corporate sponsorship from Andrex the worlds leading shitroll company.
Brian has released biodegradable and toilet friendly election materials. Not only are they soft, strong and very long (like his poohs - Brian's a regular guy!) but after you've done the nasty with them you can flush them away and Brians muckers in the water service wont be poking around your back pipe to clear a blockage.
Well done again Councillor, you just knew after we'd read what the SDLP had to say we'd all be wiping our holes with your face... mmhh is that not illegal in some places? Anyway, my arse is looking forward to your soft face in the near future.
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