It's election time, but what if instead of the usual shite the posters were actually truthful, so we got our heads together and translated election posters for you.
What if election posters told the truth?
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| Alliance - National Origami Competition Sponors |
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| Still wheeling out John Hume for credibility |
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| Who's your Daddy? |
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| Be afraid, be very afraid. |
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| Who was that masked man? |
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| Mike shoulda kept the day job! |
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| Ni & nothing much else |
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| Hardcore Harry from Holywood |
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| Environmentally friendly bullshit! |
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| Anybody got an anadin? |
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| Just ask Sammy Wilson! |
So thank you ...thank you ...all you little sheeple.. who voted for me , Shane Finn, over the recently passed week. ...From Brussels and Council expenses/salaries troughs around the island...I, Shane Finn, in all of my manifestations (and we are legion!) ...Thank you...Thank you! Even in areas such as the Faughan ward in Derry (particularly Strathfoyle) where my legendary vote management skills...led to my transfers keeping a much loved ancient SDLP councillor (Augustus Hastings) in place...warts, revolving head and all...despite your attempt to replace him with a young, radical, independent, alternative.. who had the audacity to eliminate one of my manifestations at an early stage (my poor wee Mickey)...anyway enough of this talking nicely to you...back to sleep sheeple...some of us have austerity to deliver!
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